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pinkcatsy:

theslendeyman:

broken-bones-and-golden-thrones:

dildosoup:

Someone please explain this

No one explain it

Took me a second

HOW THE 3 DOLPHIN ARE YOU??
HOW THE FLIPPER TRIO ARE YOU???
HOW THE 3 FIN ARE YOU??
HOW THE SHARK 3 ARE YOU??
I’M NOT GETTING IT AND IT’S AGGRAVATING ME

pinkcatsy:

theslendeyman:

broken-bones-and-golden-thrones:

dildosoup:

Someone please explain this

No one explain it

Took me a second

HOW THE 3 DOLPHIN ARE YOU??

HOW THE FLIPPER TRIO ARE YOU???

HOW THE 3 FIN ARE YOU??

HOW THE SHARK 3 ARE YOU??

I’M NOT GETTING IT AND IT’S AGGRAVATING ME

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raptorific:

Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”

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hkirkh:

The best name for a lawn care business.

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ask-koki-kariya:

the-mann-people:

huffley6:

silence4us:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

catherinecasper:

I love Tumblr.

The red light one kills me every time

I lost my shit at the red light one.

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I got to the red light. I am laughing so hard.

but srrsly do, condoms can be too small, just make him go get another or no sexy times, just how far it can stretch does not dictate how safe or comfortable it is to wear, just get a good one

or wear it as a sock

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monobeartheater:

tweedlesnort:

byebyebriar:

carlboygenius:

10 Engineering FAILS

These makes me want to cry. 

Me when I’m building Sims houses

how do some of these even happen

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thebluestreak99:

"Lucas used to be weak-willed, and cry all the time. However, he overcame unimaginable hardships, and must surely be out adventuring somewhere right now. Or perhaps, he’s found a partner and made a family of his own… No, no, that feels too soon. To fans of the MOTHER series, both Lucas and Ness might be young boys for all eternity."

That trophy description hurts Sakurai…

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funfactsfotos:

I ate pizza, saw something strange.

funfactsfotos:

I ate pizza, saw something strange.

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sandracl13:

indigoneversleeps:

crazyfilipino:

Florida

reblogging for the excellent gif usage.

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